BUY ART SMUKLER; YOU’LL LOSE 15 LBS AND FALL IN LOVE, by Art Smukler MD

All through college and part of med-school, I sold battery cables, ignition wire-sets and jumper cables. I loaded up the trunk of my car with hundreds of feet of cables and hawked them to gas stations and small auto accessory stores.

“Buy a dozen battery cables and I’ll throw in two packages of wire-sets. Plus I’ll give you 20% off,” I’d say, standing under a leaking auto chassis with a sweating mechanic.

“Are dees any good?” one brawny station owner asked.

“They’re great,” I answered. My father had a small factory and made them. They were actually quite good.

“Oh yeah?” He took a jumper cable, held one end in his huge fist and the large clip in the other fist. He  grunted, and ripped the large clip off the end of the cable wire.

“What?” I yelled.

“I want 25% off and I’ll buy three dozen cables in all sizes.”

I nodded, ran to the trunk, and made my biggest sale of the week.

Somehow, my life as an author/psychiatrist has gone backwards. Now, instead of selling battery cables, I’m selling Art Smukler and his books. It’s a little weird. Maybe if I were Smuckers Jelly it would be less weird. Maybe not.

On the other hand, Art Smukler is a good product. If you pull hard enough the ends might come off, but they can be re-attached.

Will you lose 15 lbs? Maybe, if you deal with your mother and improve your relationship with your kids. Will you fall in love? Absolutely. Just read Chasing Backwards. If you don’t fall in love with Joe Belmont, you’ll fall in love with Karen Levine.

Plus, I’ll throw in 2 dozen blog posts!

IF YOU CLONE LEE CHILD’S, JACK REACHER, AND CLARK KENT, WHAT DO YOU GET? A PSYCHIATRIST! BY Art Smukler MD

“Write what you know” is such a cliche’ that just putting the words on paper is boring. But, it’s true, true, true! “Why are you writing a murder mystery?” friends and acquaintances have asked. “Why don’t you write about psychiatry?” The obvious implication; what do you know about murder mysteries? You’re only a shrink.

Well, being a shrink is all about solving the human condition — depression, anxiety, rage, lust, mayhem etc. It’s also about loneliness. A psychiatrist has the wonderful opportunity to meet and talk in depth to so many interesting people, but the discussion is ALWAYS directed to understanding the patient. It’s not a simple hanging out, like with your buddy or hairdresser.

It is a battle to the death. The two of us against the demons from the past, and how they effect the demons in the present. We have to win! It is essential!

I understand characters like Lee Child’s, Jack Reacher, Lawrence Block’s, Matthew Scudder, and Michael Connelly’s, Harry Bosch. Not only do I understand them and love them, I am them! Well, not exactly, but it feels good saying it.

Chasing Backwards, a psychological murder mystery, is about what I really know and love. If you clone Jack Reacher and Clark Kent, you get Joe Belmont, a sweet, troubled medical student who will surprise you with how tough he can be. He has to be tough. It is essential! He must conquer the demons from his past and the demons from the present to stay alive and keep the woman that he loves safe and well.

Boy, I wonder why he sounds so familiar?

Being real and helping people be real is what a psychiatrist does.